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Entertaining and Funny Anchoring Script in English – Funny Sentences for Hosting an Event

Entertaining and Funny Anchoring Script
Entertaining and Funny Anchoring Script

No one likes an anchor who doesn’t have a sense of humor. The audience needs to be entertained and enjoy the function. And if you are selected to host any function at your school, college, or university then be prepared in advance with a good comparing script and some best funny lines. Indeed, you will look beautiful when smiling, because no one likes a person who doesn’t smile, especially when you are selected as an anchor for a function. Hence, in the article below I have accomplished some best entertaining and funny anchoring scripts that will entertain your audience and make your function awesome.

Entertaining and Funny Anchoring Script

Anchor 01:

Welcome to the most amazing, thrilling, and simply funny event of the century, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cats and dogs (because you never know who’s watching)! We’ve got more shocks than a magician’s hat and more laughter than a comedy club. We’re about to take you on a journey filled of laughs, giggles, and perhaps even a few snorts, so strap up!

Anchor 02:

Yes, it is correct! We’re breaking the ice today—not just breaking it, but smashing it into a million hilarious pieces. We have a rigorous “No Seriousness Allowed” policy here, so please guide anything serious you see to the closest exit.

Anchor 01:

Of course! Furthermore, don’t bother asking for a refund if someone isn’t enjoying themselves. We’ve already used it on whoopee cushions and confetti cannons.

Anchor 02:

Speaking of enjoyment, have you ever observed that laughing is similar to exercising? Just sitting here laughing at our jokes will burn calories. Come to our events instead of the gym!

Anchor 01:

Let me tell you why we have such confidence in our humour: we have been rehearsing our knock-knock jokes for months. Still, we’re waiting for a response to our question, “Who’s there?”

Anchor 02:

Nevertheless, enough about us! We have a wonderful lineup of entertainers that are sure to tickle both your elbow and your funny bone. We would like to warn you that our humour is so infectious that hand sanitizer won’t help.

Anchor 01:

All you have to do is kick back, unwind, and prepare to laugh so hard your goldfish will ask you what’s amusing. Also keep in mind that we are usually the ones telling poor jokes. But don’t worry, there are still lots more to come.

Anchor 02:

Now let’s start this laughing party without further ado! Additionally, keep in mind to just own up to your inadvertent snort if you laugh too hard. Now it’s cool to snort. Appreciate the show!

Entertaining and Funny Anchoring Sentences

Creating an entertaining moment depends on the situation and kind of show you are hosting. Still, the following entertaining and funny anchoring script could be used in your script too.

1. Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.

2. It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

3. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

4. Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

5. I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

6. I wish I could mute people in real life.

7. Dear problems… Please give me a discount… I am your regular customer.

8. Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

9. I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.

10. I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.

11. Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!

12. He really needs a day between Saturday and Sunday.

13. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

14. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

15. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn her head any way she wants.

16. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker.

17. Women’s apology: I’m sorry, but it was your fault.

18. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

19. Talking to myself because I am my own consultant.

20. Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20-minute jog. So now I’m sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.

21. When a door closes, another door should open, but if it doesn’t then go in through the window.

22. It’s not the fault of the mirror if you don’t like your reflection.

23. I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings.

24. I don’t have time to hate the people who hate me because I’m busy loving the people who love me.

25. I know who I am, you have no need to explain.

26. Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.

27. That awkward moment when you’ve said “what” three times, so you just say “Oh, year..” even though you have no idea what they said.

28. At night, I can’t sleep. In the morning, I can’t wake up.

29. I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me.

30. If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

31. I Smile Because I Have No Idea What’s Going On!

32. Please God if you can’t make me slim make my friends FAT!!!

33. The only thing I gained so far in this year is weight.

34. I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.

35. I’m born to express, not to impress.

36. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

37. If you are too open-minded, your brain will fall out.

38. Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.

39. The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.

40. When nothing is going right, go left.

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1 comment

paraneetharan August 18, 2020 at 6:15 am

So where is Funny Anchoring Script?


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